I Don't Do Tricks

My older sister Brandy, may she rest in peace, flunked out of school when she was young. You see, the trainer actually dropped her from his class because she just couldn't cut it. She was a poor learner I suppose, but still, she was a gem- sweet and cuddly.

So when it came time for me to learn something, anything, my family passed on sending me off to school. They figured I would just have the same fate. So this is my excuse. My excuse for not understanding all those inane commands that I am too good for anyway. No, I don't sit, I don't rollover, shake or anything. Instead, I spend my time ruling the house. Trust me, I have enough to do just getting the cook to make me something worthy of my palate.

But still, my mom got a kick out of this dog, who does tricks. See how many commands you can think of. Mom got 5, they were all foreign to me....

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